Spider Marshall

This was a special request to Photoshop a friend into Spiderman. My friends don't really think their their requests enough. like spider man for example normally wears a mask. so it's fairly pointless saying you want somebody's face on Spiderman. combined with the fact i only had about 20 photos available to choose from in this case. I think this shop aint bad considering.

And she thought she was safe...

When i posted the "Is Murder Kosher" picture on Facebook my friend Yasmin believed herself to be safe.

Simply put, she was wrong...
I decided to make a reference to the fact she's always following couples and making things awkward when they're trying to linger behind the crowd.

Seren's Face

I want to share with you the fun I had winding up an old friend of mine..

In homage to Jame's Face I decided it might be a fun idea to take photos from her Facebook, alter them subtly and re-upload them. She wasn't entirely jovial at the time but has later agreed that it's pretty top kek...

Here's what I did, comment if you can spot the difference.

This surprisingly tasteful one amuses me particularly as she once fell asleep at a party and was subject to us playing a game of "how many biscuit bits can we put in her open mouth without her waking up"

Profiteering with Brazzers

Step 1: Find a compromising picture of your band-mate.
Step 2: Add a Brazzers logo
step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit £££

Adding some sparkle.

A while back i told about this girl by a guy at my explorer scout unit whom i will call "MANdrew". apparently she's a massive "twil**ht" fan (i consider it a curse word) so she's wasn't really in my good books as it was. MANdrew told me she considered herself quite a whizz at......Microsoft paint <facepalm> and that she makes these "awesome" and "realistic" modifications to her profile pics. (see below)

So being a chivalrous Knight of the halls that are Photoshop i decided to aid this damsel in "paint" based distress by Twi-shite-ifying this picture.

Alche-meme

I made this after a guy in my chemistry class mixed some random crap in the washing up sink (As is his habit, along with burning magnesium under his desk without anticipating the bright white light and rising MgO smoke). This particular cocktail of his making contained some fun stuff, notably some epoxy-ethane and an acyl chloride. This led to our lesson being ended early as an evacuation was necessary.

Dungeons and Dragons

Let your mind wander to realms of mystical adventure, bloody skirmishes and the odd attractive tavern maid. you are of cause thinking of the pitifully nerdy (yet highly amusing) tabletop game that is Dungeons and Dragons. Recently i (notice the rebellious lack of capitalisation) have started playing D&D with a group of my friends i met when i was home-ed (Except for Ella, but we won't mention her), and i thought it might be a decent idea to make graphical satire of the events that unfolded in our quests. like when Cillian (played by Ben) decided he would try to shoot into a melee combat in which i was (as a dwarf paladin) trying to bludgeon a goblin like creature to death with two handed hammer.

Naturally he managed to roll a critical miss and his arrow ended up making itself all warm and snuggly in the flesh of my shoulder ¬_¬

And yes that's me by the way.

Another source of amusement was that Ella (who plays as a female Minotaur axe-maiden) who, according to Ben, apparently owns a quite dashing pair of pink underpants with equine imagery and the word "wild" printed on them in several places. This naturally lead to a rather lazy Photoshop.

The final nugget of amusement that day was the culmination of myself and Ben's efforts to wind up Tenn (who you may remember from my "is murder kosher?" post) by repeatedly referring to her only as "Tennifphlump". At the end of our days questing, our partly settled down on the outskirts of a "goblin thing" infested forest to rest. After a quick whisper into the dungeon master's ear i was allowed to take a sneak roll against Tenn. which i subsequently passed and so was awoken the next mourning to Tenn's crys of dismay as she realised some cheeky dwarf had infiltrated her tent in the middle of the night and embroidered her leather armour (and underpants) with the words "Tennifphlump The Tall". :P

Amusingly after posting this Photoshop on her Facebook-wall most of her friends and family thought it was a genuine picture of her dressing up.

Taking a stand against "I"

I'm really quite frustrated with the way that in the English language the first person pronoun 'I' is always capitalised. Being a man of science and logic this truly bothers me as other personal pronouns (such as "me", "us" and "we" are not treated the same way. after some reading i found we only started doing this to prevent confusion between "i" and "j" when reading manuscripts around the 11th century . hence forth i will be making a stand and leaving my "i"s uncapitalised.

James Paisley

A friend of mine who I will only name as James is a massive country music fan. and by special request he asked me to Photoshop him onto the body of his all time country music hero "Brad paisley".

after some mucking about with this picture of him in aviators

I made him this.

Sadly even my wonderful and godlike Photoshop skills are not always appreciated and I ended up making another one to cheer him up.

Dr. Pat-evil

A while back I made this birthday card for a guy I know,  it's especially relevant because we wind him up about studying medicine.

It went with the caption of "Have an evil Birthday"

The Luke chronicles

This is going to be a long story.
Since before January, myself and another one of my schoolmates, for some reason decided this guy(Luke)

who has aspirations to become a referee, was, in fact under-publicised.
Captain Keats (my partner in publicity) and I quite often end up being involved in some tom-foolerous schemes and we decided we should probably help Luke get his face out there in the public eye and that.
Naturally we decided the best cause of action would be to make posters of his face and stick them around our school. here are some examples.

we here however discovered the issue of authority. for some reason the staff at our school didn't appreciate our noble efforts to help Luke on his path of fame, and started taking down our beautiful posters!
Guerilla tactics were clearly in order here!

Captain Keats then had the idea that set this all off. what if we could hijack other posters?
And so we set ourselves busy (when we should probably have been revising) with printing our the third poster above and cutting around the head. then then left us with multiple "Luke Faces" that ended up blue-tacked to pretty much every poster in our library in replacement to the original faces on the posters.

But alas, Authority again. our Librarians didn't take too kindly to this after they realised what was going on. so sadly all but the most imaginatively placed faces were removed.

We were not to be beaten however. We just needed to up our game.
Our next idea was to hide Luke not stuck onto posters, but stuck into them with the wonders of my mediocre Photoshop skills. this then enabled his face to be hidden in plain sight (subliminally brainwashing our school) here's what we came up with...

This appeared to be working for a while until our librarians got wise (again). 

long story short: everything got out of hand with the school, my form tutor and the IT department and not if i and/or Captain Keats are caught continuing our efforts, all of our year will be banned from the library and school computers. naturally we're planning for Mock Up day :P