Dr. Pat-evil

A while back I made this birthday card for a guy I know,  it's especially relevant because we wind him up about studying medicine.

It went with the caption of "Have an evil Birthday"

The Luke chronicles

This is going to be a long story.
Since before January, myself and another one of my schoolmates, for some reason decided this guy(Luke)

who has aspirations to become a referee, was, in fact under-publicised.
Captain Keats (my partner in publicity) and I quite often end up being involved in some tom-foolerous schemes and we decided we should probably help Luke get his face out there in the public eye and that.
Naturally we decided the best cause of action would be to make posters of his face and stick them around our school. here are some examples.

we here however discovered the issue of authority. for some reason the staff at our school didn't appreciate our noble efforts to help Luke on his path of fame, and started taking down our beautiful posters!
Guerilla tactics were clearly in order here!

Captain Keats then had the idea that set this all off. what if we could hijack other posters?
And so we set ourselves busy (when we should probably have been revising) with printing our the third poster above and cutting around the head. then then left us with multiple "Luke Faces" that ended up blue-tacked to pretty much every poster in our library in replacement to the original faces on the posters.

But alas, Authority again. our Librarians didn't take too kindly to this after they realised what was going on. so sadly all but the most imaginatively placed faces were removed.

We were not to be beaten however. We just needed to up our game.
Our next idea was to hide Luke not stuck onto posters, but stuck into them with the wonders of my mediocre Photoshop skills. this then enabled his face to be hidden in plain sight (subliminally brainwashing our school) here's what we came up with...

This appeared to be working for a while until our librarians got wise (again). 

long story short: everything got out of hand with the school, my form tutor and the IT department and not if i and/or Captain Keats are caught continuing our efforts, all of our year will be banned from the library and school computers. naturally we're planning for Mock Up day :P

Is murder kosher?

So i was just moseying(lol this didn't get flagged but "blog" did) about on the Facebook today and I noticed this particularly humorous picture of this girl i ply D&D with (named Tenn) brandishing some kosher random-bread stuff and looking like she's about to dismember you with it.

This, naturally, apart from scareing/scaring me a little inside gave me an idea for a windup. 15 minutes of the old Photoshop later and i had this. XD

although I'm quite pleased with incorporating the packet into the axe i would probably have been an idea to flip her face horizontally. mah cba.

RAM-Bro

This shop's not really even funny, it arose out of a pun when a bro of mine gave me some of his spare DDR2 Laptop RAM

Thanks for the Ram-Bro ! .........<tumble weed><facepalm>

Introductions

According to Google i am 112 years old this year of writing, I don't know why this is relevant, I mainly wanted to mention it so to make myself seem "Hip", "cool" and "Groovy" as I'm clearly and quite nimbly evading any form of honesty with Google just because I'm annoyed that "birthday" was a required field when I was imputing my details, (along with date of conception, birthweight and ticking a box if I'm able to moonwalk)
But i digress. the purpose of this blog(oh the irony in the inbuilt blogger spellcheck flagging the word "blog" as incorrect) is to share with everyone the childish amusement i get from using Photoshop to do things like this to my friends

and sometimes winding them up in the process