It's like she's still here.

So, One of my best friends has sadly ended her exchange with my uni and has returned to 'merica.
She's sorely missed by our collage and is homesick for oxford.
I've been Photoshopping her into our group photos so she feels she's still here....and because she has a pretty cute face and our photos are at a loss without it. #ToSmooth4Myshirt.

I have to give credit to Miss S.Toner (yes genuinely her name #sadisticparents) for giving me the idea when she produced this

 However, you could subtly tell (by some of the pixels or something) that it was a fake.
I decided i would have to do better...

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Internet arguments.....

One could spend time clarifying rational arguments that support the point in question, this would however be wasted time because..."the internet".
Instead i choose to photoshop people into phallic attire...Argument  solved

GIFted animator

Decided animated GIFs are cool.

Found two rather blinding pictures of my sister's friend on Facebook.

Needless to say i couldn't let this opportunity slip...

:P

Doodlelicious

I found some of my a-level maths work the other day and found it to be full of fairly amusing doodles. i figured i would share them.

This Last doodle was inspired by the proposed 4th emergency service.
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Have you ever wasted minutes trying to thread a needle?
Sick of that cat that keeps sleeping on your shed?
Cant open a drawer because it has too much crap in it?
Dropped an earring into a hot-tub full of angry ostriches?

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Run for your lives!

I'm just moochin' about on the facebooks and I happen to stumble across this gem of a photo involving my younger sibling.

it wasn't too many metal steps until I reached this concept...

STA WARS (improved)

I'm sure many of you will have seen my previous efforts regarding the "STA WARS" cover art. I woke up this mourning and decided, actually it was kinda bland and lame. Hence i have redoubled my efforts and this is what i came up with.

I will keep you folks updated with the progress of the movie production as it progresses.

STA WARS

A while back, while fairly jolly on a camp-site in Derbyshire myself and some like-minded friends decided we should set off on an epic quest to produce "STA WARS: Northern edition".
The idea was to overdub the main characters in "a new hope" with distinctly northern accents such that the film may be better received and enjoyed in northern England. After acquiring "Sony vegas" in a "completely legal" manner we've started work. Here's some cover art i made.

Fezmé

So i have a friend named Esmé, for some reason she mentioned she owned a fez. hence the puns flowed like refugees from Syria.
Sorry about the sloppy shop quality, I've been out of the game for ages.

Cheesy Vengeance.

An interesting tale. a few days ago (being off from sixth form and all) I decided to spend a day out travelling with my family, seeing what they're up to these days. upon my travels I arrive at my younger sister's ninja training centre (martial arts, ect). Weirdly on my arrival I'm met with quite a few "looks" from the girls there, which might be cool if they weren't all about 15/16 <forever alone> .  with the available information, i had just amused i was simply looking rather dashing with my shirt, waist-coat and shockingly good looks(i jest) ect.
Only after my return home am I kindly informed by my sister the reality if the situation. It turns out that the younger brother of one of my friends (who also participates in ninja training) was mooching about on the internet with the girls in question (as you do). While trying to find a particular meme, this cheeky sod decides it might be funny to forward a selection of pictures involving me toplessly participating in archery and sword duelling(generally being muscular) at a summer camp some years ago...great.....
Having made a habit of consistently ribbing this scallywag about his apparently "cheesy" hair, i felt this was a suitable retort.

More of my D&D adventures.

Just this week i found myself yet again sitting about a kitchen table with some very old friends, eating pie and losing myself into the realms of dungeons and dragons. lately myself "Bhurnéy Furnace-fist" and Cillian (the elf with an affinity for missing his target and shooting me in the shoulder) decided we should split from the main group and go questing together trying to find(and loot) an ominous abandoned fort. upon our travels we looted an abandoned tavern and found an old red waist coat, which much to the dungeon masters displeasure i decided to permanently don over my armour. stating quite decidedly that the delectable flamboyance of a dwarf paladin wearing such a waistcoat should almost certainly provide me with a 4+ charisma bonus. The DM decided it should actually get me into fights at inns...... Great.

Settling an argument.

Just recently this guy in the year below me just went nuts on one of my wall posts, criticising the writing style of one of my associates(which might i ad was grammatically and impeccable in terms of punctuation)
Ironically his criticism was in a far worse grammatical state. after us pointing this out he goes shit crazy on us and generally insinuates we're ignorant to the majority of literature, trolls and unable to comprehend words pertaining more than two syllables.

There's really only one way to respond to such accusations.