Run for your lives!

I'm just moochin' about on the facebooks and I happen to stumble across this gem of a photo involving my younger sibling.

it wasn't too many metal steps until I reached this concept...

STA WARS (improved)

I'm sure many of you will have seen my previous efforts regarding the "STA WARS" cover art. I woke up this mourning and decided, actually it was kinda bland and lame. Hence i have redoubled my efforts and this is what i came up with.

I will keep you folks updated with the progress of the movie production as it progresses.

STA WARS

A while back, while fairly jolly on a camp-site in Derbyshire myself and some like-minded friends decided we should set off on an epic quest to produce "STA WARS: Northern edition".
The idea was to overdub the main characters in "a new hope" with distinctly northern accents such that the film may be better received and enjoyed in northern England. After acquiring "Sony vegas" in a "completely legal" manner we've started work. Here's some cover art i made.

Fezmé

So i have a friend named Esmé, for some reason she mentioned she owned a fez. hence the puns flowed like refugees from Syria.
Sorry about the sloppy shop quality, I've been out of the game for ages.

Cheesy Vengeance.

An interesting tale. a few days ago (being off from sixth form and all) I decided to spend a day out travelling with my family, seeing what they're up to these days. upon my travels I arrive at my younger sister's ninja training centre (martial arts, ect). Weirdly on my arrival I'm met with quite a few "looks" from the girls there, which might be cool if they weren't all about 15/16 <forever alone> .  with the available information, i had just amused i was simply looking rather dashing with my shirt, waist-coat and shockingly good looks(i jest) ect.
Only after my return home am I kindly informed by my sister the reality if the situation. It turns out that the younger brother of one of my friends (who also participates in ninja training) was mooching about on the internet with the girls in question (as you do). While trying to find a particular meme, this cheeky sod decides it might be funny to forward a selection of pictures involving me toplessly participating in archery and sword duelling(generally being muscular) at a summer camp some years ago...great.....
Having made a habit of consistently ribbing this scallywag about his apparently "cheesy" hair, i felt this was a suitable retort.

More of my D&D adventures.

Just this week i found myself yet again sitting about a kitchen table with some very old friends, eating pie and losing myself into the realms of dungeons and dragons. lately myself "Bhurnéy Furnace-fist" and Cillian (the elf with an affinity for missing his target and shooting me in the shoulder) decided we should split from the main group and go questing together trying to find(and loot) an ominous abandoned fort. upon our travels we looted an abandoned tavern and found an old red waist coat, which much to the dungeon masters displeasure i decided to permanently don over my armour. stating quite decidedly that the delectable flamboyance of a dwarf paladin wearing such a waistcoat should almost certainly provide me with a 4+ charisma bonus. The DM decided it should actually get me into fights at inns...... Great.

Settling an argument.

Just recently this guy in the year below me just went nuts on one of my wall posts, criticising the writing style of one of my associates(which might i ad was grammatically and impeccable in terms of punctuation)
Ironically his criticism was in a far worse grammatical state. after us pointing this out he goes shit crazy on us and generally insinuates we're ignorant to the majority of literature, trolls and unable to comprehend words pertaining more than two syllables.

There's really only one way to respond to such accusations.

Buzz Lightyear

Some more cosplay amusement.

Just BeCosplay

Just a random artist's impression of the future of a friend's relationship.

original

Advertising

As you may know Google pays people like me to stick adverts on their blogs if there's a fair throughput.
I'm wondering if you should try and earn some cash from this. but I don't know if adverts will really piss everyone off.
So I have set up a poll under the archive list on the left to find out what you guys think.

The B-Team

Found this one from ages ago. Just a little something i stuck together for some schoolmates

And yes that is Luke as Mr.T

Adjectivia

So, it has come to this.

You've gotye to be kidding me

Hanging with Gandalf.

"Gandalf, don't worry, i gotcha back remember"

A political message.

He's the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer.
I think he's a massive turd, so i made him true to his surname.

Please never ever let him into a position of power...

(if you're unsure that he's a massive turd, read these
Because in a recession a massage room is always necessary
House swindler. )

Slightly compromising.

I love the way the guy in the background has no idea what's going on.  Gotta love mathematicians...

Super Secret Man Of Mystery

Rolf Harris, a man so secret, not even he knows why he's here... Or even what the hell he's meant to be doing.

Some hArmless dark humour.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person, but...

New requests page.

Simply put, if anyone wanted to make any personal Photoshop requests, there's now a page for doing just that. And yes, i love you too.
http://knightofphotoshop.blogspot.co.uk/p/requests.html

Sweet visual puns.

I'm ashamed to say it. but i do quite like Coldplay

Vintage typewriter dice.

Just an idea i've been playing with since i realised there's a perspective tool

A striking resemblance

Realised my band-mate looks strikingly like Leonard from the Big bang theory.

Just couldn't help myself  :P

Because zest is the best.

A glorious success.

After weeks of preparation the Lukeocalypse descended upon my (now ex) school on out mock/muck-up day. here are a few of the pictures we got of the days tom-foolery.

Also managed to get this one inside a clock.

Count Lukeu

Starting to get bored of these about now.

My right to the throne? Can't touch this!

Watched Thor tonight. it gave me an idea.

That's no moon...

I made this one on May the 4th (star-wars day) after finding a particularly amusing picture of a schoolmate. 

 

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I think i may slowly be driving myself insane.

Sprucing the place up.

I decided my blog looked boring. also some of the gadget bars were getting in the way of photos (obscuring them).
I've messed about with the fonts, re-jigged the layout and stuck a more gentlemanly wallpaper on.
Enjoy. (If you're the kind of person who takes pleasure in such things, which i doubt you are. I guess you're going to have to resign yourself to apathy on this one)

Clowning Around

I will now attempt to explain how my mind works.

Stimulus: Discovery that my friend is terrified of clowns.

Recall: I can use Photoshop.

Conclusion primary: I should freak her out by Photoshopping a scary looking clown into her Facebook pictures.
Conclusion secondary: I'm a dick to my friends.
Conclusion tertiary: At least i find it humorous.

Chewbaccy

I'm not even sure if this is a visual pun or what. I just know it beats revising.

Some more Luke posters

Things are really hotting up now in prep for the last day of school. here's some of the latest work.

Another Luke election poster.

Luke election poster

With muck/mock up day coming nearer i've started the old library way machine. this is some of our latest ammunition.

Aqua Woman

I met this girl a while back. For some reason she get really angry and violent if anyone suggests that should she be a super heroine/hero she would be Aqua Man. (which is fairly legit to be honest as he has shit powers). naturally I've been finding the occasional picture of Aqua Man, sticking it up on Facebook and tagging her. However i became bored recently(Which is bad news for anyone i know) and ended up making this.

On Sandwiches...

Yet another poster to go up in the library. it was by special request and i have to admit that even i am slightly miffed by the thinking behind it.
I should really stop getting involved in these casual harassment projects...

Here are some of the other pictures people have made.

Does this look like a crossover?

Say it one more time, i dare you, i double dare you!

One does not simply...

I got my ass handed to me the other day by a gentleman of great gaming talent. almost certainly the most talented in my school. I made him this by way of kudos.

before anyone comments in regard to the pitifully jaunty angle of the pistol in his hand. i put it to you that it is exceptionally hard to come by a photo in which a plasma pistol is angled even remotely correctly. if anyone should find a better example please link me in a comment and i'l repost.

Plank-tastic

For those who are not familiar with the glorious sport that is planking, this may seem ridiculous and puerile. but for fellow "planker" out there you may like this.

A while back i posted this up on my Facebook, i was doing a plankathon around my school with some other people who were avoiding their homework.

Sadly my level of personal awesome isn't always recognised by everyone in my Sixth-form.
One guy (jack) decided to start a battle he couldn't win. he gave up after i showed him a picture of me planking our 20ft-high school clock-tower.

here's the close ups

and Jan's "legitimate" picture he took