HMS Thuglife

I was talking with my flatmate today about her ideal lifestyle goals. Discovering that she needed a picture for her work's personnel board I decided to sum all of her life goals into one picture.

Behold

PS Battle Entry "Clockwork Orbits"

Random Developments in korea.........

 
One night, at 11pm my Korean friend "Polaris" messages me a challenge to eat some of his ridiculously spicy noodles... as in ring burn/my insides hurt central.
Because i'm not a massive pussy like my friend Mr. T.Whetherby (who was also challenged but pussied out because HE'S A BITCH) i said yes. (foolishly).
The following hilarity ensued... all photographed by a sadistic and highly amused Polaris.

 

Feeling confident

Having some slight second thoughts

 

Fuckkit...nom nom nom

Now Was The Blistering Summer Of My Discontent.

 

Abandon Ship

This was fairly amusing until Polaris decided to upload the pictures to a Korean forum/basically korean reddit...
This ends up on Facebook and apparently 25000 Koreans find Polaris's sadistic abuse hilarious....
Great......

It's like she's still here.

So, One of my best friends has sadly ended her exchange with my uni and has returned to 'merica.
She's sorely missed by our collage and is homesick for oxford.
I've been Photoshopping her into our group photos so she feels she's still here....and because she has a pretty cute face and our photos are at a loss without it. #ToSmooth4Myshirt.

I have to give credit to Miss S.Toner (yes genuinely her name #sadisticparents) for giving me the idea when she produced this

 However, you could subtly tell (by some of the pixels or something) that it was a fake.
I decided i would have to do better...

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Internet arguments.....

One could spend time clarifying rational arguments that support the point in question, this would however be wasted time because..."the internet".
Instead i choose to photoshop people into phallic attire...Argument  solved

GIFted animator

Decided animated GIFs are cool.

Found two rather blinding pictures of my sister's friend on Facebook.

Needless to say i couldn't let this opportunity slip...

:P

Doodlelicious

I found some of my a-level maths work the other day and found it to be full of fairly amusing doodles. i figured i would share them.

This Last doodle was inspired by the proposed 4th emergency service.
Tell me?:
Have you ever been stuck at home unable to open that one stiff jar of mustard?
Have you ever wasted minutes trying to thread a needle?
Sick of that cat that keeps sleeping on your shed?
Cant open a drawer because it has too much crap in it?
Dropped an earring into a hot-tub full of angry ostriches?

If the answer to any of these was yes then you could certainly benefit from POLAR SQUAD.
POLAR SQUAD is a dedicated organisation consisting of highly trained polar bears well versed in peer support as well as being able to solve your day to day domestic issues with super helpful bullets and "personal well-being" launchers".

Lobby your local politician to support our funding TODAY!

Run for your lives!

I'm just moochin' about on the facebooks and I happen to stumble across this gem of a photo involving my younger sibling.

it wasn't too many metal steps until I reached this concept...

STA WARS (improved)

I'm sure many of you will have seen my previous efforts regarding the "STA WARS" cover art. I woke up this mourning and decided, actually it was kinda bland and lame. Hence i have redoubled my efforts and this is what i came up with.

I will keep you folks updated with the progress of the movie production as it progresses.

STA WARS

A while back, while fairly jolly on a camp-site in Derbyshire myself and some like-minded friends decided we should set off on an epic quest to produce "STA WARS: Northern edition".
The idea was to overdub the main characters in "a new hope" with distinctly northern accents such that the film may be better received and enjoyed in northern England. After acquiring "Sony vegas" in a "completely legal" manner we've started work. Here's some cover art i made.

Fezmé

So i have a friend named Esmé, for some reason she mentioned she owned a fez. hence the puns flowed like refugees from Syria.
Sorry about the sloppy shop quality, I've been out of the game for ages.